in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
omfg this gif is the answer for everything
"how are you?"
"did you get a good grade?"
"how’s your romantic life?"
how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality
when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this
when distant relatives try to kiss you